Elbert is a toy making elf at Santa's workshop at the North Pole. But if you ask him there is no such person as Santa. As far as Elbert is concerned the elves are working in the factory of a major toy corporation and the fat guy in the red suit walking around is just some supervisor they sent. After all science would say there is no way for one guy to get around the world to every house in one night and don't get him started on flying reindeer. So if you are looking for good thoughts of a jolly old soul bringing presents this Christmas, don't hang around with Elbert, he'll tell you you're crazy.